Holiness Palava - Laugh out loud play
Note that the characters used in this play are but just mere characters
Being too Holy isn't that good. Th'o i hear some philosophers saying that do not settle for average but, i don agree with that. Here is a laugh out loud comedy play scripted by me specially to crack your ribs. Just relax and enjoy.
How to know if a guy is serious about you.
Gozkybrain, Bezzy and Agoor were Jolly friends and they were holy boys. Very holy that they doesn't even get that stimulus when they sit with a girl. They has never even kissed a girl before.
Jus all of a sudden these guys Backslided, they felt like tasting the world atleast for a while. They both got themselves girl friends and took turns to hook up with the girls. Day one, Agoor and his girl hooked up in a hotel room;
Girl: woaw, you are very strong, (as she removed his clothes)
Agoor: you like it?
Girl: Yea, tie me down and do to me what you do best
Agoor: No yawa, (he gets a thick rope and ties her to the bed and preaches to her all the 3hours they paid for)
Bezzy heard of Agoor's story but felt he could do better so he took his girl to his hotel room after they both had danced all night n the club and were now tipsy.
Girl: (removing her clothes) you know what i want right?
Bezzy: nope, what?
Girl: c'mon. (poses on the bed with her backside facing him), you know right?
Bezzy: sh!t, i don't
Girl: (irrtated, sits on the bed with her legs wide open) you now know right?
Bezzy: (scratching his head) no no no, i don't
Girl: (angry, lays on the bed with legs and arms wide) now i guess you know.
Bezzy: (smilling sheepishly) yes i do, you want to have the bed all to yourself. (before she got up he lay on the ground and sleeps off for the 3hours they paid).
Now Gozkybrain had the worse problem because his own girl was just like him, very holy. So he organised with his friend Ismail to teach him on the phone;
Gozkybrain: Hello Ismail, whatsup? We both are now in my room.
Ismail: Good, now you both undress yourselves. (3minuites time he calls back)
Gozkybrain: Hey, we now naked, no clothes on, whats next?
Ismail: Jeez! Comon hold her and let her hold you. Hish! (5minuites later he calls back)
Gozkybrain: Girl we've been holding hands for 5minuites now, whats next? Ismail: Aigoo! Okay okay get in bed with her. Fast (He didn't cut the call before he replied)
Gozkybrain: We've being on the bed naked all the while now.
(2 adults in bed together, naked, holding each other and no shakes??) Ismail: Okay okay see, put the hardest part of your body into where she urinates. Yes thats it . (10 minuites later he calls back)
Gozkybrain: Yea i've put my head into the toilet , so whats next?
Ismail: WTF! Flush the hell out!!
—THE END—
Being too Holy isn't that good. Th'o i hear some philosophers saying that do not settle for average but, i don agree with that. Here is a laugh out loud comedy play scripted by me specially to crack your ribs. Just relax and enjoy.
How to know if a guy is serious about you.
Gozkybrain, Bezzy and Agoor were Jolly friends and they were holy boys. Very holy that they doesn't even get that stimulus when they sit with a girl. They has never even kissed a girl before.
Jus all of a sudden these guys Backslided, they felt like tasting the world atleast for a while. They both got themselves girl friends and took turns to hook up with the girls. Day one, Agoor and his girl hooked up in a hotel room;
Girl: woaw, you are very strong, (as she removed his clothes)
Agoor: you like it?
Girl: Yea, tie me down and do to me what you do best
Agoor: No yawa, (he gets a thick rope and ties her to the bed and preaches to her all the 3hours they paid for)
Bezzy heard of Agoor's story but felt he could do better so he took his girl to his hotel room after they both had danced all night n the club and were now tipsy.
Girl: (removing her clothes) you know what i want right?
Bezzy: nope, what?
Girl: c'mon. (poses on the bed with her backside facing him), you know right?
Bezzy: sh!t, i don't
Girl: (irrtated, sits on the bed with her legs wide open) you now know right?
Bezzy: (scratching his head) no no no, i don't
Girl: (angry, lays on the bed with legs and arms wide) now i guess you know.
Bezzy: (smilling sheepishly) yes i do, you want to have the bed all to yourself. (before she got up he lay on the ground and sleeps off for the 3hours they paid).
Now Gozkybrain had the worse problem because his own girl was just like him, very holy. So he organised with his friend Ismail to teach him on the phone;
Gozkybrain: Hello Ismail, whatsup? We both are now in my room.
Ismail: Good, now you both undress yourselves. (3minuites time he calls back)
Gozkybrain: Hey, we now naked, no clothes on, whats next?
Ismail: Jeez! Comon hold her and let her hold you. Hish! (5minuites later he calls back)
Gozkybrain: Girl we've been holding hands for 5minuites now, whats next? Ismail: Aigoo! Okay okay get in bed with her. Fast (He didn't cut the call before he replied)
Gozkybrain: We've being on the bed naked all the while now.
(2 adults in bed together, naked, holding each other and no shakes??) Ismail: Okay okay see, put the hardest part of your body into where she urinates. Yes thats it . (10 minuites later he calls back)
Gozkybrain: Yea i've put my head into the toilet , so whats next?
Ismail: WTF! Flush the hell out!!
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