10 Foolish things Guys lookout for in a Girl

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These foolish things has led many guys into a lifetime of regret .Let s examine and burst them one by one:
Curve: Guys be like, 'is she figure 8?' If you marry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? If i Hear!, it may even turn to figure 96
Size: They often ask; is she Lepa (slim).They are crazy about Lepa . After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up. Stop fooling yourself, that Lepa girl will later look like her orobo (fat) mummy. If you don t like the present look of her mum, you better don t marry her.
Big Bu-tt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl because she has a big butts, this is even an heavy load to her, big butts its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys.

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Pointed br£åsts: Will her breast remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Don t go for br£åst, go for the best.
Tooth gap: Eji Jo rice . Quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny.
She dress $£*y: A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look $£*y. If you see gala wey nylon don tear, you go buy am?? If she is exposing all these for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY but a PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY Be wise guy.
Cat walking: You want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you won t. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.
Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and don t forget Iro and buba .
Brazilian Hair: So you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid. Just get ready 'cos i'm sure you've got the money
British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread.
Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Don t ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, don t marry her. If you do, she will make your life miserable.
Bed expertise: She is very good in bed, very hot, very acrobatic that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him, embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.
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