Annoying superstitions that once seemed true
There are times in life where all you do is listen and believe people’s talks and suggestions but as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales.
At times i start to wonder how come i never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as superstitions, well just for the fun i'll share'em with you. Here we go!
ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS » I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always “scared” of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it’s the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. I stopped beliving that when Ofordili Chioma got a pair of recommended glasses.
ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED » I’ve always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is “Mama G” Patience Ozokwor also hairy? Lol just kidding.
COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN » I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain?
EATING MANGO WITH COKE KILLS » lol, after they found out they couldn't scare us by telling us eating mango at night kills, they said eating mango with coke or garri too kills. I pray oh, something i did like 3times with Bezzy.
WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES » My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come? What if am living in banana island where there ain’t no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos.
ALLOWING BIRD’S POO ON ONE’S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM » This do cracks me up a lot, I’ve made researches all because of this, does the sH*T contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Solomon ate in the bible.
PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS: » I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all she could say was ” I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can’t categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That’s all”.
ANYONE WITH “CRAZY HAIRSTYLE” IS IRRESPONSIBLE » The word crazy above doesn’t mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Brainwizard' 2015th edition dictionary. I can’t tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso’s. Am termed responsible. So Bezzy who takes to Afro' and Punk is irresponsible?
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At times i start to wonder how come i never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as superstitions, well just for the fun i'll share'em with you. Here we go!
ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS » I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always “scared” of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it’s the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. I stopped beliving that when Ofordili Chioma got a pair of recommended glasses.
ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED » I’ve always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is “Mama G” Patience Ozokwor also hairy? Lol just kidding.
COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN » I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain?
EATING MANGO WITH COKE KILLS » lol, after they found out they couldn't scare us by telling us eating mango at night kills, they said eating mango with coke or garri too kills. I pray oh, something i did like 3times with Bezzy.
WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES » My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come? What if am living in banana island where there ain’t no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos.
ALLOWING BIRD’S POO ON ONE’S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM » This do cracks me up a lot, I’ve made researches all because of this, does the sH*T contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Solomon ate in the bible.
PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS: » I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all she could say was ” I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can’t categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That’s all”.
ANYONE WITH “CRAZY HAIRSTYLE” IS IRRESPONSIBLE » The word crazy above doesn’t mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Brainwizard' 2015th edition dictionary. I can’t tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso’s. Am termed responsible. So Bezzy who takes to Afro' and Punk is irresponsible?
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