Things i did while i was a player—Gozkybrain

When i was younger, about some 2years ago; i used to be a player #10—LOL.

My mum told me i was a big boy and had to keep dope and i guess that was what brought the ladies closer to me even the ones older than i am
gozkybrainDuring that period; the girls i dated were more of the ones older than me but they never knew and i never cared.
Late into one year i was dating one white girl from ireland,Ciarewas her name.She had a tatoo of a bird on her arm.Caire was just 8months older than me but she didn't care.
That same period some other girls were dying for my attention, one wasMuji, an ijebu girl who was like 2years older than me.When she got to know about Caire's tatoo; she too got a tatoo and soon all the girls who were after me had tatoos.

I was with caire in a bar when muji arrived and spoke to caire.

"you think is only you that sabi how to draw tatoo"said muji.
I smiled at her.

"well it is for everyone" said caire.

"what do you draw in your harm?"asked muji.

"its a bird girl"replied caire.
"weak animal, me i draw snake! Is not dead snake o! Is life one, oya see"said muji as she hit her tatooed snake and it make the snake's head jump up twice."he will bite you oh"
Wooo!, Caire was off!!
I didn't bother calling caire. I only quited playing.

Well i didn't know all the girls who must have drawn a tatoo for me .

My big Uncle called me last month to come and replace one of his student doctors who was ill.
That day i had to check the women who came for antinetal of Breast cancer.

I was just doing my job well when i saw one young lady.
She had twin boys and was pregnant; as i was checking her breast i screamed.

"Are you a member of a witch cult? So of all the things in this world it is a vulture you could draw on your breast?"exclaimed me.

The woman became sobber.→
"No be xo Oga; na when i small; i take because of one guy like that; him na na brain.I go draw bird for breast.As i come born twins, them come like that breast well well.them done suck am sote.......This morning as i dey baff; i look am na vulture i see"
laughWhat do you expect? I locked up!
One word for me?

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